Questions crazy, funny and sometimes beast but sobering ! (By Camille, ENJOY !)

Posted on June 5, 2011 in Uncategorized by la1eres2

Why is it that when you stroke a cat, it starts to say stupid stuff like”But it’s a nice kitty, Vui, who is the best dog food, eh, that’s my cat !!!”?

How many drops of water can be put into an empty glass?

Why when I was told that”you have thee truly a genius”I have a feeling that one’s laughing at my face?

Why when we caught up his phone before he fell from his pocket holes are still recovering in the same pocket?

Why is that Valerie Damidot command in D & CO, the least competent of all who work there?

Why does my cat eats my Aubade strings rather than my H & M?

Why”Helen and the Boys”as she typed it is always only one?

Why do people advertise Kinder dance – they still around their Christmas tree sweaters with ridiculous?

Why ship in star wars fall when they have destroyed so that there is no gravity in the universe?

Why they smile BN when they know they’ll be food?

Why the football field and Tom Olive measure about fifteen kilometers?

Why when our phone captures badly do we lose the little time available to say”Haaaloo? M’enteds you?”?

Why do ghosts exist ant they not?

Why does it pay researchers while finders would be enough?

Why when you open a box of medicine is always on the side of the record?

Why women are always shaved in Lost after months of survival on the island?

Why the lottery they say”it not just others’. While it happens to others?

Why in Under the sun, the heroes have a dream villas in St Tropez, with pool and sea view, while they have only 25 years old and servers are on the beach?

Why when the alarm has not rang and it opens the eyes (eg it is 5h30min), they are closed then you open them again it happened at least 3 hours?

Why my little brother can make his commission in a layer while I am obliged to move to the toilet?

why the bad guys in movies, cartoons etc. … have always laughs silly like “gnahahahahahahaha !!!!!” for everything and anything?

Why does my stomach about the noise when silence reigns in the classroom?

Why teachers who have bad breath we talk about whether they still face?

Why the droppings of pigeons are they black on white car and white on black cars?

Why do we pass the first 15 months to teach children to walk and talk while the 15 years they were told not to move and be silent?

Why the word””glazbulid, yet fun, does not exist in French?

Why, in movies, characters who attack someone from behind (so by surprise) grow huge cries?

Why do people feel they have to say they ride up or fall down, they come out and they met a dwarf?

Flip is why it can defuse a bomb, to provide license plate numbers of drug dealer and this without being damned to eat all alone? ”

Why Arnold’s relatives and willy have they dropped?

Why in action movies, the villains are they attacking the hero nice one by one?!

Why did not they termite eaten Noah’s Ark?

Why, because all the recipes for cakes require half a packet of yeast, the bags are double what it takes?

Why girls reparfument before being photographed?

Why Mickey foam? Because Mario Bross and Sponge Bob!

Why the hotline of ISPs asked to go in the “Troubleshooting” on their website when our connection stops working?

Why the lady in the pub were full of plain yogurt bitter his fridge so it does not?

~ Special article ~ By Juliette ;)

Posted on May 8, 2011 in Uncategorized by la1eres2

I can pause on my articles on rhythmic gymnastics to speak of something existential, for all adolescents (and adults). One thing still too taboo, and yet so natural … SEX. Yes, friends, sex! Do not take me to a nymphomaniac, but rather for someone who wants to move minds too closed behind our century.

First of all, why talk about sex?
It’s a simple answer that I give you: To inform. What? I’m not going to remind you how it works (I think you already know) … By cons, we all tend to forget the dangers. And yes, we can never be repeated enough! Indeed, each year, new infections are discovered and sexual background of many victims (not to mention syphilis and AIDS).
Friends, condoms are our friends so do not forget, it may save your life!
And when you’re young you do not necessarily want to be a parent. So I know that you are constantly telling but accidents do happen! Obviously it does not solve everything, there are other equally effective means of contraception.
Condom = less risk of having a baby = less abortion
At worst, there is abstinence (that’s for super rigid Catholic or Republican Americans).

 

Dare to speak!
We must stop hiding, to be ashamed when we talk about it. After all, it’s a natural act! Well, it’s on, are not asked to write a book about his first time, or to shout across the rooftops. But nothing prevents you to ask questions, get help to obtain contraception and especially advice. Nowadays, information flows more easily than 40 years ago. Indeed, in each school / college, you can ask the school nurse. There are a lot more advertising on radio, in newspapers and even television offering numbers to be able to talk while keeping his anonymity. It’s already a step forward you can not find?! But there are also doctors, pharmacists, PMI (specialized center) which are at your disposal.

 

STOP!
Do not fall into the abuse! Sex, okay, it’s natural but no need to pervert the act with porn movies, websites, pornography, prostitution rings (in short, selling his body). In addition there is, alas, sexual violence such as rape or sexual touching … It is far from the principle of uniting two bodies Which are desired.

Roald Dahl (Morgane)

Posted on April 30, 2011 in Uncategorized by la1eres2

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This is the story of Mary Maloney, a six months pregnant woman. Every night, she waited her husband, a policeman , to come back from work. But one evening, when her husband arrived, he announced her that he left her. Astonished by this decision, Mary tried to convince him without success. After a few minutes, she just said “OK” and went to the kitchen, took a lamb in the cooler to cook.

But when she returned in the living room, and saw him next to the window, she spontaneously hit him with the lamb she was still holding. He collapsed on the floor, completely dead.

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When she realized what she’d done, she was suddenly frightened for her child. She decided to make up and act normally. To do so, she went to a small shop she loved in the street corner. And talk to the shopkeeper lightly and with sedate manners.

Then she returned home and called the police with a terrified voice. The policemen arrived soon and questioned her about all this story. She said that when he arrived home,she went to the shop and bough things to cook the dinner while a lamb was in the oven and when she saw him dead, she directly called the police.

She really seemed confused and disoriented. Mr Maloney’s colleague (he was a policeman remember…) started to search clues in the house.images ltts

A few hours after, they still had not found anything: no weapon, no trail… They talked to the shopkeeper to check what she said. He described her as happy, lightly and merry

Mary was in the couch, crying. Soon, as nothing had been found, the policemen declared that a thief had come, tried to steal things in the house but Mr Maloney tried to defend so the thief hit him and ran away.

Still sobbing, Mary proposed to the last policemen present if they wanted to eat the lamb because now she was alone and she could never eat it. Although embarrassed the policemen finally accepted.

While they were eating the lamb, one of them declared “That’s strange, I’m sure we have the weapon just under our eyes… but where…?” .6301_002330

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Other little “frightening” but above all: funny stories will

be the topic of

my next articles. Enjoy…

a butt which costs 200 million dollars

Posted on April 24, 2011 in Uncategorized by la1eres2

Jenifer Lopez or J-Lo, the « bomba latina » of forty-one years was elected by the american tabloid

«  People » the most beautiful woman of the world.

Singer but also actress, model she said that «  be beautiful is not every day easy »

In fact she is best know for her curves than her movies ! And she must think that she had to maintain her body.

So she decided to take out insurance for her buttocks. To play it safe she she has not done things lightly , for the modest sum of 200 millions dollars !

But she is not the only star to practice this.

Some provide their working tool like sportsman Liu Xiang ( 8,6 million euros for his legs),

Iker Cassilas ( 7 million euros for his hand) or

David Beckam, best in advertising  than and on the ground (149 million euros for his body)

Its shows how or world his selfish.

I thilk that become rich can make us forget make us forget the necessities of life.

poker by eugene

Posted on April 21, 2011 in Uncategorized by la1eres2

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Poker results from German « Pochen » which mean « bit » This game remind the iranien game, it was  imported by French sailors in the United States which adopt it. It’s look like french game « Brelan », during Louis XIV many games like poker were practised. The expansion of the card games began on the steamers which navigated the Mississippi, many noble persons or lords played in this game and they bet slaves or gold. It is during the middle of the XIXth century that becomes widespread the employment of the game to 52 cards, and when the color is admitted as hand.
The poker is a game of combinations which takes place with cards and tokens . The purpose of the game  is to win the tokens of the other players.
It is just a game of fate but a smart game, bleuf, and analysis, the dealer distribute card, the small blind begin the game and the big blind puts the double of the small blind on the end the small blind can raise or check(.pursue the game without bet) We play clockwise from the donor.
there are two manners to play, holden texas  we make combinations with two cards of the hand and 5 cards in the mat and in french poker we have five cards in the hand and we make combinatios with this cards.

Poker results from German « Pochen » which mean « bit » This game remind the iranien game, it was  imported by French sailors in the United States which adopt it. It’s look like french game « Brelan », during Louis XIV many games like poker were practised. The expansion of the card games began on the steamers which navigated the Mississippi, many noble persons or lords played in this game and they bet slaves or gold. It is during the middle of the XIXth century that becomes widespread the employment of the game to 52 cards, and when the color is admitted as hand.

The poker is a game of combinations which takes place with cards and tokens . The purpose of the game  is to win the tokens of the other players.

It is just a game of fate but a smart game, bleuf, and analysis, the dealer distribute card, the small blind begin the game and the big blind puts the double of the small blind on the end the small blind can raise or check(.pursue the game without bet) We play clockwise from the donor.

there are two manners to play, holden texas  we make combinations with two cards of the hand and 5 cards in the mat and in french poker we have five cards in the hand and we make combinatios with this cards.specialita-poker-giochi
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how-to-play-pokerNaw we can play online and bet some real-time money many persons become dependent, and lose the consciousness it is transformed into disease. But if we want to play in casinos it is too expensive and a lot of persons don’t allow themselves this pleasure.

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Ratatat

Posted on April 19, 2011 in Uncategorized by la1eres2

> Listen Shempi during you are reading <

Ratatat is a electronic music duo consisting of Mike Stroud (guitar) and Evan Mast (bass). They are not really famous but they do a special and custom music with good pace. They had started to work together in 2001.

Loud Pipes – Ratatat <–  One of my favorite

I had just do this article to make the band known to the general public.

Silvère

Thanatos, the death in male

Posted on April 19, 2011 in Uncategorized by la1eres2

While Hades was the ruler of the Underworld, Thanatos appeared in Greek mythology, as

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the true god of Death. Associated with his brother Hypnos (morph to the Romans), God of Sleep, it was terribly active: each man at the end of his life meets this male figure. However, it was almost absent from mythological stories, which did not his shadow to cast permanently on the men life who devoted for him an implacable hatred.

Son of Night, Thanatos was one of the original deities that existed prior to the final arrangem

ent of the mythological order dominated by the Olympians directed by the powerful Zeus. As a personification of death, he played a major role in the destiny of mortals. Those made all to avoid it and sometimes more than was allowed

One day Zeus went to Corinth with the beautiful Aegina who he loved and he has taken away, the king Sisyphus saw them. Later, when the river god Asopos, father of the captive, came to find Sisyphus asking for his help in her research, Sisyphus denounced Zeus. In exchange, Asopos will to make flow a spring on the citadel of Corinth. Learning the perfidy of which he was subjected, Zeus was swayed by anger, and turning toward Thanatos, orders him to go to Sisyphus, one of his visits fatal.

Sisyphus, however, has a reputation as cunning man, and then gave a new proof. When Thanatos arrived on the scene, the king of Corinth surprised and chained him, so that no man suddenly dies more…But unfortunately: what can a mere mortal, he was cunning, facing Zeus’ wrath? This one does not take long to free Thanatos, which takes care of immediately bringing Sisyphus in the darkness of Underworld. The rest was known: Sisyphus was condemned by Zeus to roll a huge boulder to the top of a slope to the Underworld, which falls forever.

Agathe

Axelle’ 6 article

Posted on April 17, 2011 in Uncategorized by la1eres2

Strange and unusual questions…

Even during the holidays…

Where and when were the first traffic lights put ?

It is in the center of London, exactly at the crossing of Bridge Street and Palace Yard street, that the first traffic lights were put.

It took place in 1868 the 10th of december a long time before the car invention: At this time, it was made for horse carriages. It was just a gas lantern at the top of a 7 metres stell pole. On a side, a red light meant “stop !”, at the other side, a green light meaning “go !”. At the bottom of the traffic lights, a police man was turning the lantern in the right direction with a lever. However, this interesting invention began with trouble: 3 weeks only before it started, it blew up, seriously injuring the police man. We had to wait 50 years and the car industry incresing to see the first electric 3 colors traffic lights.

Another question… (As usual)

Who did invented the Corn-flakes ?

At the end of the 19th century, in the U.S.A, the breakfast was fat, with fried eggs, butter and bacon. At this time, Will Keith Kellogg and his brother doctor John Harvey Kellogg were working in a sanatorium. Thinking food was important for the health, they realized different experiences with cereals in order to give their patients healthier breakfast. With one of them, they cooked wheat then pressed it betwen two rolls to make thin pastry. One day, in 1894, the two brothers forgot a piece of pastry in the kitchen and when they came back, it was dry and hard. When they wanted to roll it, the pastry parted to lots of little flakes. The brothers toasted them to make them more crunchy.

The patients were so much  fond of them that when the brothers came back home, they called to be delivered and be abble to eat the flakes again. Then, Will Keith Kellogg created a factory to make these flakes: the future Kellogg Compagny. In 1898, he did the same with corn, the first corn-flakes were born !

A lot of advertisements to follow…

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…TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT ARTICLE…

Axelle

A new earthquake in north Japan!!!!!

Posted on April 7, 2011 in Uncategorized by la1eres2

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Today Thursday, April 7 a new Earthquake of magnitude 7.4 hit Japan at the moment no major damage has been observed and the nuclear power station is currently fukusima save.

The earthquake struck the city of Miyagi no tsunami has not happened but the alert is lifted.

one month after the first earthquake that devastated the island where 28,000 people are dead or missing this new earthquake was felt as far away as Tokyo and 400 kilometers from the epicenter

That D. come to their aid

Ilaye OHAYON

WELCOME IN TIGER WOOD’ S WORLD!

Posted on April 6, 2011 in Uncategorized by la1eres2

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Welcome to the world of Tiger Woods. One might think that the golfer, who is the richest sportsman in the world, someone is serious. After all, he is married since 2004 to a former model, Elin Nordegren, whom he had two children. Moreover, as he won the tournament on the tournament, there was no reason to believe he did anything other than train 24 hours 24. False. The beautiful image of Tiger Woods is being shattered. And as there’s nothing more fun than hitting on someone who always has an impeccable image, the tabloids will give heart to joy.

We showed you the four mistresses of Tiger Woods on Saturday, portraying rapid Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs and Kalika Moquin, the identity of the fourth young woman was not known at this time. But new development in what is now called Case Tiger Woods, the British Sunday Mirror found the young woman, who responded on behalf of Jamie Jungers. Model living in Las Vegas, Jamie Jungers met Tiger Woods in 2005, nine months after her marriage. According to his disclosures, she was the mistress of Tiger Woods for a year and a half.

Following the next episode…

Ilaye

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